What's up Slick? I'm the Oil Blob.
I am here to serve as a counterpoint to all of these yahoos running around on this site. Treehuggers trying to scare the bejeezus out of everyone - rambling on about the climate changing, and pollution choking the life out of everything. Well, I'm here to set the record straight. I've been around for a lot longer than most of you, so I've seen some things. Every week, I will be answering your questions and comments - and generally pointing out the flaws in your so called logic - in my "Oil Bag". Do you have a question for me? Contact me at: Oil Blob.
ABOUT ME
FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS
Hockey: Edmonton Oilers
Football: Houston Oilers (now extinct)
Note: I really dislike Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams for taking my beloved Houston Oilers out of the Space City.
FAVORITE MOVIE(S) 
1. Armageddon - Where else can you find the "roughneck" lifestyle glorified? Tough guys... Willing to do anything to save the planet.
2. Syriana - Two reasons: 1. George Clooney dies 2. Shows how sweet real world business truly is.
3. Who Killed The Electric Car? - Really! Who did it? 'Cause I'd like to thank ya. 
FAVORITE ACTIVITIES
- Relieving Myself (What can I say? I enjoy TexMex)
- Transporting Goods
- Taking a Dip in the Ocean - Exxon Valdez was a glorious first experience.
FAVORITE HOBBY
Playing poker with the boys - although you have to look our for some of their habits: 
- Rex: Boy has a nasty habit of looking at you with a Devil's Grin when he has you by the short and curlies. LOVES Texas Hold Em!
- Dave (a.k.a. - "Pips"): What a goofy bastard...
- Tony (Soprano's got nuthin' on this Tony): Tries too hard to be Bond in Casino Royale and intimidate you, Soprano Style.
- And Jeroen: He swears he isn't Bill Gates' twin, but I'm not so sure. But man, he definitely knows the best "Coffee Houses" in Amsterdam... I still can't remember where I left my car last 4/20.
- Sometimes, ol' Abi joins us. But his mug tends to bring the mood down a bit.
Most of their shenanigans are done in good fun though, and we seem to get a fair amount of "price setting" -- I mean business -- done.
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Want to know more of my thoughts, musings, and favorite activities, check out my
Oil Bag. Leave a comment at
Oil Blob if you think differently. Either way, remember this:
"Black Gold is the Key to Our Livelihood."
- Me; The Oil Blob
